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Monday, November 23, 2009

Jokes by Zoorjee

Zoorjee makes us laugh always. Here is another one!!!!!


A man and his wife in a court for their divorce case .The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said:
"Your Honor,I brought the into the world with all the pain and labor,The child should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said:
"What you have to say in your defense?
The man sat for a while contemplating.....then slowly rose.
"Your Honor...If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out.....Whose Pepsi is it ...The Machine's or mine??
You be the judge ... that's all your Honor.!!!!!!!!!********************************************

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