Jokes: By Zoorjee

(After the whirlwind tour Zoorjee is ready to make us laugh again.)

BRILLIANT RETIREE WORK!!

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
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A DECIMAL POINT:
When you re arrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE
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SNOOZE ALARMS;
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE null ' S
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MOTHER- IN -LAW:
When you arrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
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ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET 'S RECOUNT
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ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
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SLOT MACHINES;
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
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THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
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ZOORJEE