Jokes By Zoorjee

A man goes to the doctor for some tests.
Few weeks later he asks for the results.
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news.
Man : I suppose I better have the good new first.
Doctor: We are going to name a disease after you.
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Customer: Hi, I am looking for a good buy.
The Salesman Uppayekutten: Ok, Ok, goodbye.
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Q. When do you know you are overweight?
A. When you are sunbathing in the beach and a Green peace- activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
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Zoorjee