Uppayee:
"Doctor, I am afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail".
The vet stepped back,
"Uppayee, why should I do such a terrible thing?"
"Because my mother-in law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome"
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We spent the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up!!!
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Husband: Honey, you know our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I have still got mine with me.
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Zoorjee
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