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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Jokes By Zoorjee

"Doctor, I am afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail".
The vet stepped back,
"Uppayee, why should I do such a terrible thing?"
"Because my mother-in law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome"
We spent the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up!!!
Husband: Honey, you know our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I have still got mine with me.

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