JOKES: FORWARDED BY ISAAC MATTHEWS, CANADA

JOKES CORNER

(Mr. Isaac Matthews Of Canada(CMS College Alumni )has forwarded some innocent jokes for our respected readers. As we know laghter is a great exercise and these jokes will make us laugh and thus we get some good exercise. Thanks)New World


What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?


Ruthless




Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah.
He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.


Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
The Pharaoh's daughter.. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a Little prophet.


What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?


Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land, and probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.


Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?


Samson.
He brought the house down.


What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.




Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?


Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.


Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?


The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.


Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?


David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.


Which Bible character had no parents?


Joshua, son of Nun.


Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?


Because Noah was standing on the deck.




PS... Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?


Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . 'He-brews'




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