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Thursday, October 18, 2012


Andrew The Terrible

A third grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the pupil answer by reciting a short poem.
The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher's pet. He stood and said, "My name is Sam, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can.
The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Jenn , and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby....if I can, and I think I can."
The next on the list was Little Andrew, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room.He stood up and said, "My name is Andrew, and I don't give a dam'n about Japan but I would like to help Jenn in her plan if I can and I think I can!."
(Thanks to Zoorjee for his usual witty jokes).  New World

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