JOKES by Zoorjee

TEACHER; "Which is more important to you, the sun or the moon?
PUPIL; "The moon."
TEACHER; "why.?
PUPIL; "The moon gives us the light at night when we need it but the sungives us the light only in the day time when we don't need it"
TEACHER; "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL; " A teacher."
WAITER; "Would you like your coffee black?"
CUSTOMER; "What other other colors do you have?"
TOM; "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
DAVID; "You just send a telegram: Result declared,past years performance repeated"
TEACHER; "Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
STUDENT; "Brotherly love."
TEACHER; "Now, Andrew, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
ANDREW; "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook,"
PATIENT; "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
DOCTOR; "One hundred percent, Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died."
Zoorjee