JOKES : By Zoorjee

(Zoorjee always tries to make us laugh: The following jokes are from"Stupid Questions with Smart Answers)New World


BOY: May I hold your hands?
GIRL; No thanks, it isn't heavy.


GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me.


GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number?


GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.


GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve ?


BOY: I love you and I could die for you.
GIRL: How soon?


BOY: I would go the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??


SHARON; Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY; Yes, I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.


MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I' am wild, romantic and exciting?


MAN: NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE: You tell a man something , it goes in one ear and comes out of the other ear.


HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY: John says I'm pretty; Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.


Zoorjee