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Thursday, January 16, 2014

JOKES FORWARDED BY SR ELSIE BABY

JOKE CORNER: SR ELSIE BABY
 Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second Woman?
 A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the Same offence ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
 Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
 Kanta : I don't believe it! You are just saying that to make me jealous!" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
 Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------
 The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I've found a man just like father!"
 Mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
 (Thanks Sr Elsie Baby! Witty jokes) New World
 Labels: SR. ELSIE BABY 1/6/11 by georgekurian Republished

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