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Saturday, February 8, 2014

CYNTHIA ABEGAIL'S COLUMN

Jokes Corner


Peace abounded in the neighborhood when
a family of ten went on vacation. After five
days, the family next door received a postcard
with a note, "How are you enjoying our vacation?"




John had a new teacher and she told her mother,
"She's mean but she's fair." Her Mum asked,
"How's that?" He replied, "She is mean to
everyone."




Psychiatrist: "Congratulations, you're cured!"
Patient: "What cure? Before I came to you,
I was General McArthur. Now, I am just
another nobody!"


Mark: "Can you suggest to me how to
reduce the size of my stomach?"
Luke: "Alright, lie down first. Then inhale
a hundred times, then exhale only once."

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