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Wednesday, February 5, 2014

JOKES: by Zoorjee

TEACHER; "Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
STUDENT; "Brotherly love."
TEACHER; "Now, Andrew, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
ANDREW; "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook,"
PATIENT; "What are the chances of my recovery doctor?"
DOCTOR; "One hundred percent, Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died."
Zoorjee

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