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Friday, February 28, 2014

Jokes By Zoorjee

( It looks like Zoorjee has visited not only North Pole but also South Pole during his whirlwind tour of the Globe who has fetched very interesting jokes. A must read one,ENJOY!!!)

1. Meaning of WIFE
Someone asked the Husband:
"Do you know the meaning of WIFE?'
Husband answers,
"Without Information Fighting Every time '!!
Wife replies, "No, it means ,With Idiot For Ever,!!!

2. Importance of a period
Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?"
Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away."

3. Confident vs. confidential:
A young boy asks his Dad,
" What is the difference between confident and confidential? "
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential !!"

4. Anger management?
Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"
Wife: "I clean the toilet."Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush."


Zoorjee

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