JOKES ONLY BY CYNTHIA ABEGAIL

JOKES ONLY

Customer:  Hello, I plan to connect to payTV and I am Sue Jones.
Staff:  May I get your phone number please!
Customer:  It is 0456789123.
Staff:  I will transfer you to the right department.
Customer:  Ok.

After 15 minutes, another staff is on the line.

Staff 2:  O' Ms Jones, thanks for your call, I will transfer you to the suitable
department.
Customer:  Ok.
After 15 minutes,
Staff 3:  O' Ms Jones, I think you like to connect...
Customer:  Now, I like to disconnect!


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Real Estate Agent:  Mr. Williams, I know that you like to rent a 7 bed home
with ducted heating, open plan living with 3 baths, 2 toilets....
Mr. Williams:  And an immaculate landscaped garden with garage for 5 cars
and the paint is pastel-white and....
Real Estate Agent:  I think you need to build, not rent!

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Wife:  I never hear you now saying those sweet words, "How beautiful you are!"
Why?
Husband:  That was 20 years ago!