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Tuesday, March 25, 2014

CORPORATE LANGUAGE, FORWARDED BY CHERIAN VARGHESE, CANADA

( Something funny but interesting. Thanks Mr. Cherian Varghese) New World

The Corporate language !!

"We will do it" means " You will do it"
"You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
"Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means
"Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
"We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"
"Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done... At least not tomorrow !".
"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views" means
"I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
"There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
"Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
"We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

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