(Plenty of Jokes to laugh from our distinguished writer Cynthia Abegail )New World
JOKES CORNER
Mrs. Reyes is a down-to-earth thrifty woman. When her husband
died, she inquired about the price of ad for obituary.
Ad person: $ 50.00 for five words.
Mrs. Reyes: Could I just place an ad for two words only?
Ad person: I am sorry but 5 words is the minimum
Mrs Reyes: (Pondering) Alright, so that it's value for money,
place this ad, please...
JOHN DEAD, VOLKSWAGEN FOR SALE.
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The definition of love becomes complicated from generation
to generation. Love is an unrevealed fire, a soothing agony,
an agreeable suffering, to sum it up --- a gentle death.
Amazing... before, it is only ... "Love is blind." only!
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This is a scene from a slum in inner suburbs. A child rushed to
his mother...
Child: Mum, is there any food?
Mother: Please look at the fridge, my son...
Child:We don't have a fridge, isn't it?
Mother: Therefore, we don't have food; A little
common sense, please!
*********************
Mental Patient: (called the mental hospital) Hello! Is there any
person in Room 137.
Customer Service: No, why?
Mental patient: I am just checking if I have really escaped!
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James: Dad, did'nt you say you are going to give me $150.00
if I pass Physics?
Dad: Yes... Why, did you pass?
James: Good news, Dad... You are not going to spend $150.00
anymore!
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Boy: We will not proceed with the wedding.
Girl: But why?
Boy: Because of your brother!
Girl: But my brother has nothing against you. He
likes you!
Boy: That's the thing! I like him too!
Girl: OHH!!!
*********************
A scene from a tourist spot of a Third World country...
A traffic policeman spotted a man speeding ...
He intercepted him and took his details:
Officer: Name?
Foreigner Driver: Wilhelm Van Pavlov Slocovic...
Officer: Ah, alright (keeping the ticket)...
next time, be careful, okey?
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Three executives were given three months to live.
They were told by the executor of will that they
can have anything they liked.
The Frenchman wanted a trip to Venice with
a lovely woman. The second executive was an
Italian and wanted a cosy evening with the Prime
Minister and the Pope. The third one was a
millionaire. He requested for a opinion of
another doctor...
JOKES CORNER
Mrs. Reyes is a down-to-earth thrifty woman. When her husband
died, she inquired about the price of ad for obituary.
Ad person: $ 50.00 for five words.
Mrs. Reyes: Could I just place an ad for two words only?
Ad person: I am sorry but 5 words is the minimum
Mrs Reyes: (Pondering) Alright, so that it's value for money,
place this ad, please...
JOHN DEAD, VOLKSWAGEN FOR SALE.
***********************
The definition of love becomes complicated from generation
to generation. Love is an unrevealed fire, a soothing agony,
an agreeable suffering, to sum it up --- a gentle death.
Amazing... before, it is only ... "Love is blind." only!
********************
This is a scene from a slum in inner suburbs. A child rushed to
his mother...
Child: Mum, is there any food?
Mother: Please look at the fridge, my son...
Child:We don't have a fridge, isn't it?
Mother: Therefore, we don't have food; A little
common sense, please!
*********************
Mental Patient: (called the mental hospital) Hello! Is there any
person in Room 137.
Customer Service: No, why?
Mental patient: I am just checking if I have really escaped!
***************************
James: Dad, did'nt you say you are going to give me $150.00
if I pass Physics?
Dad: Yes... Why, did you pass?
James: Good news, Dad... You are not going to spend $150.00
anymore!
*****************
Boy: We will not proceed with the wedding.
Girl: But why?
Boy: Because of your brother!
Girl: But my brother has nothing against you. He
likes you!
Boy: That's the thing! I like him too!
Girl: OHH!!!
*********************
A scene from a tourist spot of a Third World country...
A traffic policeman spotted a man speeding ...
He intercepted him and took his details:
Officer: Name?
Foreigner Driver: Wilhelm Van Pavlov Slocovic...
Officer: Ah, alright (keeping the ticket)...
next time, be careful, okey?
************************
Three executives were given three months to live.
They were told by the executor of will that they
can have anything they liked.
The Frenchman wanted a trip to Venice with
a lovely woman. The second executive was an
Italian and wanted a cosy evening with the Prime
Minister and the Pope. The third one was a
millionaire. He requested for a opinion of
another doctor...
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