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Wednesday, March 5, 2014

LOVE AND MARRIAGE; ZOORJEE

Husband &Wife -

Love Your Enemy


From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy..""Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."
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"Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms." Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax.
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"Husband & Wife -
Same Service
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.""Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service!
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"Husband & Wife -
Come Home Late
A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him."Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him."Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill.
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"Husband & Wife -
Problem Father
"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?" He replied,"I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful," I said. "What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet
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Zoorjee

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