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Monday, March 17, 2014


(Thanks Zoorjee . You certainly make us laugh again!!)New World
Power Of Telling The Truth:!!
A lady tells her husband to go to the nearby store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine.
While there, he has a few beer and begins talking to a beautiful girl.He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he is in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time.
The next thing he knows it was 3:00 AM."Oh no, its so late, my wife going to kill me" he exclaimed.
"Quick, give me some talcum powder!"She gives him some talcum powder, which he rubs it all over his hands and then he goes home.
When he got home his wife is up waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry.
"Where the hell have you been?"He says, "Well, honey its like this, I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine, I saw this great looking blond there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in her apartment."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands! "
She sees his hands are covered with powder and....."You God damn liar!!!! You were playing pool again!! "
Moral of the story:Always tell your wife the truth. She won't beleve you anyway. At least your conscience is clear.


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