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Thursday, March 27, 2014

WHAT WE CANNOT TELL THE COPS: JOKES FORWARDED BY ZOORJEE

Zoorjee's Jokes: What We Cannot Tell The Cops
01. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
02. Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
03. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?
04. Hey, you must have been doing' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!!
05. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS?
06. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.
07. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
08 Bad cop! No donut!09. You're not gona check the trunk, are you?
09. Gee, officer....that's terrific....the last officer only gave me a warning too!!
10. Excuse me ....is stick up hyphenated?
Zoorjee
Labels: Jokes, Zoorjee draft 11/21/10 by georgekurian

(Very good jokes, keep it up, Zoorjee!) New World

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