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Thursday, April 24, 2014

HUMOR: FORWARDED BY CHERIAN VARGHESE, CANADA

JOKES CORNER

Marriage Humour:


Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: I was looking for the Expiry date !!
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'

Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife: 'Yes or no.'
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

1 comment:

CynthiaAbegail said...

Hi Cherian,

Really funny! More of these jokes
please.

Sincerely
Cynthia