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Tuesday, April 22, 2014



A 'genius' found the answer to the most difficult question ever.

What will come first, chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except the 'genius'
He wrote:
"Due To Rain, No Match!"

What does our 'genius' do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Why can't our 'genius' dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
He cannot find the eleven on the phone.
A guy thinking to be genius asks at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
A dumb guy wrote some news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in a populated state. Local people have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.
Husband &
Wife visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chineseman says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.
Husband& Wife go to China to find meaning of friends last words.
They got the answer:"It is "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"
Husband was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
Husband: I want to see how I look while sleeping.

(SR ELSIE BABY, these jokes really make us laugh! Laughter is
the best exercise. Thanks). New World Labels: SR. ELSIE BABY draft 3/16/11 by georgekurian

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