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Monday, April 14, 2014

JOKES FORWARDED BY ZOORJEE

Zoorjee's Jokes
Auctioneer suddenly announced, "A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of $2,000."After a moment's silence, from the back of the room came the cry, "Two thousand five hundred!"
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Did you here about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?He's all right now.
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Sunny's teacher sent a note home to his mother saying,"Sunny seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls.
"The Mother wrote back the next day,"If you find a solution, please advise, I have the same problem with his Father"
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Who said English is easy?
Fill this blank with Yes or No.
1. ------- I don't have a BRAIN.
2. ------- I don't have SENSE.
3. -------I am STUPID.
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DORMITORY;
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER;
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
Zoorjee
Labels: Jokes, Zoorjee 5/21/11 by georgekurian

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