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Wednesday, April 16, 2014

LOVE AND MARRIAGE: FORWARDED BY ZOORJEE

Husband & Wife -

Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy.."
"Samy! But he is your enemy !"
"Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."
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"Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when
I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms." Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax.
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"Husband &
Wife - Same Service
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."
"Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service!
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Husband & Wife -Come Home Late
A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him."Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him.
"Cured him !" asked the woman,
"but how?"
The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill.
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"Husband &Wife
 Problem Father"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?"
He replied,"I'm going to be a father."
 "But that's wonderful," I said.
 "What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet.
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Zoorjee

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