( Thanks Zoorjee for your continued participation to make us laugh !!)
Wife and husband were having dinner in a restaurant.
Looking at the bar, wife told the husband,"
" Look honey, that man in the gray suit had proposed to me ten years back. Poor guy, he had been drinking like hell ever since we got married."
Husband looked at the guy and said,
" NONSENSE, NO ONE CAN CELEBRATE THAT LONG..."