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Tuesday, May 13, 2014

JOKES: By Zoorjee


1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle.(You are pouring the drink on your feet)
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.

2. Symptom:The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.

4. Symptom: The floor is moving.Cause: You are being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.

5. Symptom: You here echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in a ambulance.
Cure: Don't move, let the professionals do their job.

7. Symptom: Your Dad and brothers are looking at you very funny.
Cause : You are in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.


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