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Friday, May 30, 2014

JOKES: BY ZOORJEE

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance??
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixture?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

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