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Sunday, May 11, 2014

JOKES FORWARDED BY CHERIAN VARGHESE

JOKES WITH TINTUMON:
FORWARDED BY CHERIAN VARGHESE, CANADAJOKES CORNER

Prof: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintumon:BA
prof: For sodium?
Tintumon:NA
Prof: What will we get if 1 atom of BA, 2 atom of NA combines?

Tintumon:"BANANA ”


PASSIVE VOICE

Teacher: Write the passive voice of " I made a mistake"
Tintumon: " I was made by a mistake"

Tintumon went to his Dad's Friend's home late night.
Uncle offered him to Sleep in Baby's room.
Tintumon refused because the Baby might Cry at Night and went to sleep in the drawing hall.
Next morning he saw a Beautiful young Girl at the breakfast table,
Tintumon : Who are you?
The girl replied,"I am Baby and You??"

Tintumon : I am a Stupid!!!

(Thanks to Mr. Cherian Varghese for all the jokes which have adored our Publication)New World Labels: Cherian Varghese 1 comment by george kurian

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