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Monday, May 5, 2014

JOKES FORWARDED BY SR ELSIE BABY

JOKES FORWARDED BY SR. ELSIE BABY


PERSON 1# at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you
call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

PERSON 1#: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in unknown land.
Local residents have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.


PERSON 1# visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.
PERSON 1# goes to China to find meaning of friends last words.
It is "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"


PERSON 1# was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
PERSON 1#: I want to see how I look while sleeping.
(As usual, our Sr Elsie Baby sends us witty and excellent jokes.  Thanks Sr Elsie Baby! New World

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