JOKES FORWARDED BY ZOORJEE

A wife wakes up in the middle of the night,
she sees that her husband is not beside her.
She is worried. She search for him and finally
 finds him looking totally traumatized and crying
in the kitchen having a cup of coffee.


She asks him: what's wrong honey?
The husband looks at her very seriously and starts:
You remember 20 years ago when we had a date, you were 16?
Yes, I remember she says.
The husband makes a break, words comes hardly.
You remember that your father caught us
making love in the back of my car?
Yes, I remember she says.


The husband continues:
You remember when he threatened me with a gun:
either you marry my daughter
 or I send you to jail for the next 20 years?


Yes, yes, Remember she says.
Wiping another tear, he goes:


I WOULD HAVE BEEN FREED TODAY!!!!!


Zoorjee