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Saturday, May 24, 2014

JOKES ONLY BY CYNTHIA ABEGAIL



JOKES CORNER

A spinster was telling her ordeal to
her father.
Janna: Dad, I really got nervous in
the festival grounds. Three men
were stalking me.
Dad: You mean they are bothering
you?
Janna: Yes, Dad!
Dad: At last...
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Psychiatrist: My final analysis shows
that you are not really mad.
Patient: I am always telling that to
my neighbor! What is the verdict, Doc?
Psychiatrist: Only psychosis!
Patient: That sounds nice!
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John: It's good that your house is only
about a kilometer from the paddocks.
Jay: How did you arrive at the paddocks,
you look so wet and murky? Did you
use a Melway?
John: No, my new Navigator Satellite!
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Romy: I don't like to allow my wife to
watch DVD's now.
James: Why?
Romy: Because she personifies the lead
character in the films she watched.
We watched Dr. Zhivago, she acted
like Lara! We watched Romeo and
Juliet, she gazed from the balcony.
James: Then?
Romy: We watched "The Mummy"...
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At a beauty shop:
Mrs Davies: I would like you to make me
beautiful for my wedding
anniversary!
Beautician: That will cost you $1000.00
Mrs Davies: Why so expensive?
Beautician: You know that renovations are expensive?
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Manager: There's something about Minnie!
Assistant: You mean she's got what it takes?
Manager: She gets what I've got?



Cynthia Abegail

( GOOD  INNOCENT JOKES. HELPS TO EXERCISE. THANKS CYNTHIA)

NEW WORLD

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