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Friday, May 30, 2014

JOKES ONLY (from The Majellan)/CYNTHIA ABEGAIL'S COLUMN

JOKES CORNER

A woman screams enthusiastically at
her husband,
"Pack your bags, I've won
the tats lotto."
The husband enthusiastically
asks, "Should I pack for a warm or cold
climate?"
She answers, "Pack them all,
You're leaving!"


Why does someone believe you when you
say there are four billion stars and yet check
when you say the paint is wet?


Teacher: Name the four seasons.
Pupil: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.


There's only one thing that can make Dad sit
up and take notice. Mum's the word!


Mother to teenage son about to go to a party: "I've
seen wounds better dressed than that."




Thanks to: The Magellan. April-June 2010




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