(Zoorjee, we accept your great jokes with great smile only and not like the tax payment below!!!)
1. Regular naps prevent old age......especially if you take them while driving.
2. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
3 They said we should all pay out tax with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
4. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without...but you'll regret it later.
5. You can't buy love...but you pay heavily for it.
6 My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me.
7. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
8. Ladies first, pretty ladies sooner.
9 It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his jobs, he will still end up with the same boss.
10. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
11. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.