ZOORJEE'S COLLECTION OF JOKES

(Thank You Zoorjee . We are obliged very much for your jokes, which make us laugh all the time)
New WorldSON: 'Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?
FATHER: " Very long"
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TEACHER: What is common between:Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji and Jesus...?
STUDENT: All are born on Government Holidays.
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A railway station beggar meets another beggar,A software engineer meets another software engineer,Both of them ask the same question to each other,What is the question?"So, which platform are you working on?
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Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can onlybe transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
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Zoorjee