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Sunday, June 15, 2014

LET US LAUGH: FORWARDED BY ZOORJEE

(JOKE CORNER)

(Thank you Zoorjee for all the fun you are providing to us which makes your column worthy of reading all the time) New World

TEACHER; "Which is more important to you, the sun or the moon?
PUPIL; "The moon."
TEACHER; "why.?"
PUPIL; "The moon gives us the light at night when we need it but the sun gives us the light only in the day time when we don't need it"
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TEACHER; "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
PUPIL; " A teacher."
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WAITER; "Would you like your coffee black?"
CUSTOMER; "What are other colors of coffee do you have?"
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TOM; "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
DAVID; "You just send a telegram: Result declared,past years performance repeated."
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TEACHER; "Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
STUDENT; "Brotherly love."
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TEACHER; "Now, Andrew, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
ANDREW; "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook,"
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PATIENT; "What are the chances of my recovering,  doctor?"
DOCTOR; "One hundred percent,.Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. All the others died."

Zoorjee

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