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Wednesday, June 4, 2014


( READY TO LAUGH!!! Hope all of the readers enjoy a lot. Thanks Zoorjee) New WorldDAD: People, this is unacceptable, you have to limit the use of the phone.I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
MOM; Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work phone.
SON: Me too, I never use the home phone .I always use my company phone.
MAID: So what is the problem? We all use our work phone.
INTERVIEWER: Just imagine you are in third floor. It caught fire. How will you escape?
MAN: It is very simple. I will stop my imagination.
A MAN bought a car on loan......He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
MAN: If I knew this. I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also.
My grandfather is eighty and sill doesn't need glass.........He drinks straight out of the bottle .
Smoking helps you to lose weight...One lung at a time .
A devoted guy from the east prays daily 2 hours "Hey, Oahe god get me to win lottery.After 11 years Oahe god angrily appears and said,"Buy ticket at least once.

WIFE: Tell me the truth!! How many girls have you slept with?
HUSBAND: Only with you honey,with the others I was awake whole night.
A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said,"Give me your money"The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this,I'm the Central Minister of this country!"
The thief said, "In that case give me my money.
Philosophy of life:At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD.Later on somehow the alphabet got reversed.
Employee: boss, Now I have got married....! Please , please increase ...... my salary....!!
Boss: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company.

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