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Sunday, July 20, 2014

CYNTHIA ABEGAIL'S COLUMN:MEDICAL JOKES FORWARDED BY GYLES

JOKES CORNER
Witty Medical Jokes from Gyles
Doctor, doctor, I'm so unhappy. Nobody ever notices me.'
'Next.'
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Doctor, doctor, I feel dizzy for half an hour after I get up
early in the morning.
'Try getting up half an hour earlier.'
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'You need glasses.'
'How can you tell?'
'I could tell as soon as you walked through the window.'
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'I'm terribly sorry to tell you this Mrs. Sidebottom, but you
have rabies.'
'Quick, give me a piece of paper!'
'What for, to write your will?'
'No, to write a list of people I want to bite!'
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'Doctor, doctor, I have difficulty breathing.'
'I'll soon stop that.'
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'Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dustbin.'
'Don't talk rubbish.'
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'Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.'
'Who said that?'
Source: Brandreth, G. Joke Box.

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