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Saturday, July 12, 2014

JOKE ONLY BY MARIA CASSIA


Real Estate Agent:  This house is brand new, it is for sale.
Mia:  Why are there letters in the mailbox?
Real Estate Agent:  The people there may have left!

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Financier:  The address of the house is # 24 Jade Park.
Rennie:  I could not find that address, I only found a dead lake!
Financier:  I forgot to tell you that the house will be built there
after sedimentation!

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John:  I am rushing to buy a house, the grant is running out!
Nelia:  Do you have a deposit?
John:  What do they need that for?
Nelia:  To show your commitment!
John:  I am always committed, always!

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Wife:  Do you like a townhouse or a bungalow?
Husband:  Anything goes!
Wife:  Then, I will buy you a caravan...

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