JOKE WORLD
One night a guy dropped his new girlfriend at her home.
As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door,
w
ith an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her .
"Honey, would you give me a
kiss?"
Ho
rrified, she replied,
"Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who`s gonna
see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her.
"
"No, please. Can you
"Oh come on!
imagine if we get caught?""Oh come on!
"There`s nobody around,
they`re all sleeping!"
"No way, it`s just too
"Oh please,
"No, no, and no I just
"Oh yes you can.
"No, no. I just can`t.
Out of the blue, the light on
Or if need Be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God`s sake and
risky!""Oh please,
please.""No, no, and no I just
can`t!""Oh yes you can.
"
"
Please?
"
"No, no. I just can`t.
"
"
I`m begging you."Out of the blue, the light on
the stairs went on, and
t
he girl`s elder sister showed
up in her pajamas,hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice
she said,
"Dad says to go ahead and
give him a kiss, or I can do it.
"
for
all of ours
"
P..L..EA..SE.....
TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS
DAMNED
HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL"
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