JOKE ONLY# FORWARDED BY A. GUPTA

JOKE WORLD

One night a guy dropped his new girlfriend at her home.

As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door,

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ith an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her .

"Honey, would you give me a

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kiss?"

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Ho​

rrified, she replied,

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"Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who`s gonna

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 see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her.

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"No, please. Can you

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 imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on!

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"There`s nobody around,

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 they`re all sleeping!"

"No way, it`s just too

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risky!"
"Oh please,

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 please."
"No, no, and no I just

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can`t!"
"Oh yes you can.

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Please?

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 "No, no. I just can`t.

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I`m begging you."
Out of the blue, the light on

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the stairs went on, and 

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he girl`s elder sister showed

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up in her pajamas,hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice

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she said,

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"Dad says to go ahead and

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give him a kiss, or I can do it.

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Or if need Be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God`s sake and

​for

all of ours

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​P..L..EA..SE..... 

TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS

​DAMNED ​

HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL"

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