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Friday, July 18, 2014

JOKE ONLY# FORWARDED BY A. GUPTA


JOKE WORLD


One night a guy dropped his new girlfriend at her home.
As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door,
​ w
ith an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her .
"Honey, would you give me a
​ 
kiss?"
​ 
Ho​
rrified, she replied,
​ 
"Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who`s gonna
 see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her.
​"​
 
"No, please. Can you
​ 
 imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on!
​ 
"There`s nobody around,
​ 
 they`re all sleeping!"
"No way, it`s just too
​ 
risky!"
"Oh please,
​ 
 please."
"No, no, and no I just
​ 
can`t!"
"Oh yes you can.
​"​

 
​"​
Please?
​"​

 "No, no. I just can`t.
​"​

 
​"​
I`m begging you."
Out of the blue, the light on
​ 
the stairs went on, and 
​t
he girl`s elder sister showed
​ 
up in her pajamas,hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice
​ 
she said,
​ 
"Dad says to go ahead and
​ 
give him a kiss, or I can do it.
​"​
 
Or if need Be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God`s sake and
​for
all of ours
​"
​P..L..EA..SE..... 
TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS
​DAMNED ​
HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL"
​ 

 

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