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Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Zoorjee's Jokes

( Zoorjee brought many more jokes after returning from his whirlwind tour around the Globe
More to expect in coming days !!!)
Two sectes to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthdayis to forger it once......
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You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
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First Guy: My wife is an angel!!
Second Guy: You are lucky, mine's still alive.....
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I' have had bad luck with both my wives."
The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight , dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays,'
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Zoorjee

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