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Friday, August 1, 2014

HUMOR ONLY# WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS#FORWARDED BY THOMAS KALAPPURAYIL

Wonderful Word Definitions...
(JOKES ONLY)

Life Insurance


A contract that keeps you poor all your life
So that you can die rich.


Nurse:

A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.


Marriage


It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters...


Divorce


Future tense of Marriage.


Father
A banker provided by nature.

Criminal

A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught.

Boss

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your confidence after .

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