Wonderful Word Definitions...
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Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
So that you can die rich.
Nurse:
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters...
Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.
Father
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught.
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your confidence after .
(JOKES ONLY)
Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
So that you can die rich.
Nurse:
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters...
Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.
Father
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught.
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your confidence after .
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