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Thursday, August 14, 2014

JOKES By ZOORJEE

( Sure !! Our Zoorjee is back. Let us start with his new joke!!!)
A LAWYER AND A BLONDE
A Lwayer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains " I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer that you will ask me, I will pay you $500.

Figuring that since she is a blonde the lawyer thought that he would easily win the match he felt happy. Finally he was able to catch the blond's attention and , figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What is the distance from the earth to the moon? The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now,it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up the hill three legs and comes down with four? The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look.He takes out his laptop and searches all his references. He taps into the Air phone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mail to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wake the blonde and hands her$500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "well, so what is the answer ??" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
Zoorjee

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