Jane: When is your birthday?
Romeo: Every Year.
Jane: No I mean, when do you celebrate it?
Romeo: I told you every year, not sometimes!
Can't you get it? Poor understanding!
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Josh: What is your zodiac sign? Mine is Cancer!
Rita: Well, Mine is: guess? (Rita does not
know about Zodiac signs)
It is goiter!!!
Josh: what?
Rita: Joke only, actually it is Ulcer!
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Child: Dad, I have an exam in Physics tomorrow.
Dad: I told you, forget me as your parent if you
fail again this time!
The following day...
Dad: How are you?
Child: Who you?
Adapted: Filipino Jokes
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