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Tuesday, August 19, 2014

JOKES ONLY BY BY MARIA CASSIA


Jane:  When is your birthday?
Romeo:  Every Year.
Jane:  No I mean, when do you celebrate it?
Romeo:  I told you every year, not sometimes!
Can't you get it?  Poor understanding!
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Josh:  What is your zodiac sign?  Mine is Cancer!
Rita:  Well, Mine is:  guess?  (Rita does not
know about Zodiac signs)
It is goiter!!! 
Josh:  what?
Rita:  Joke only, actually it is Ulcer!

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Child:  Dad, I have an exam in Physics tomorrow.
Dad:  I told you, forget me as your parent if you
fail again this time!
The following day...
Dad:  How are you?
Child:  Who you?

Adapted:  Filipino Jokes

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