Judge: You may choose 3 days in jail or $100 dollars!
Alex: I will take the $100 dollars, thanks!
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Johnny: (mother in law arrives) Oh, how long would you
like to stay, Mum?
Mother-in-law: As long until you get bored of me!
Johnny: Could you at least eat your breakfast, please!
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Dennis: (calling the hotel butler) What kind of soup is this,
a spider floating!
Hotel butler: Let me ask the next room, what kind of centipede
they got!
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