JOKES ONLY
John: (Looking at his examination papers, with frustration)
O' what have I done to deserve this tragedy?
Professor Jones: You haven't done anything. Everything
was blank!
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Husband: Surprise! I bought you a beautiful gown...
Wife: Surprise, here are the divorce papers!
Husband: But why?
Wife: On the grounds of nocturnal annual arrival at
home!
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James: Do you know the worst highway in town?
Gregory: Why, do you like to drive there?
James: No, for my wife's detour...
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Patrol Officer: I am telling you, this is your 50th traffic offense.
Can't you really slow down?
Lily: No, Sir! Slowing down is not my cup of tea.
Patrol Officer: Well, then take your cup of tea at the police station!
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Paul: How rebellious my GPS is!
Peter: Why?
Paul: When the sun shines, it's overactivated and advice is over the top.
When it's winter, it is so depressed that it's advice is down the track.
Peter: But you reach your destination, it's fine!
Paul: Sure! One summer, I was at the top of Mt Macedon. One winter
I was down the lake...
Cheers: Cynthia Abegail
John: (Looking at his examination papers, with frustration)
O' what have I done to deserve this tragedy?
Professor Jones: You haven't done anything. Everything
was blank!
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Husband: Surprise! I bought you a beautiful gown...
Wife: Surprise, here are the divorce papers!
Husband: But why?
Wife: On the grounds of nocturnal annual arrival at
home!
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James: Do you know the worst highway in town?
Gregory: Why, do you like to drive there?
James: No, for my wife's detour...
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Patrol Officer: I am telling you, this is your 50th traffic offense.
Can't you really slow down?
Lily: No, Sir! Slowing down is not my cup of tea.
Patrol Officer: Well, then take your cup of tea at the police station!
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Paul: How rebellious my GPS is!
Peter: Why?
Paul: When the sun shines, it's overactivated and advice is over the top.
When it's winter, it is so depressed that it's advice is down the track.
Peter: But you reach your destination, it's fine!
Paul: Sure! One summer, I was at the top of Mt Macedon. One winter
I was down the lake...
Cheers: Cynthia Abegail
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