John: Tell me, when was the last time you saw
your boyfriend?
Mariah: About last month!
John: Don't you think he is seeing someone else?
Mariah: No, he told me by phone that I am the only one!!!
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Rowena: Dear, I have tried dieting, threadmill, hula dancing
and ball exercises... but still I can't reduce.
Peter: Love, how about climbing that mountain!
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Driving instructor: I told you to reverse park, not to
angle-park!
Student: Is there a difference?
Driving Instructor: Yes, you hit the Mercedes Benz
next to you!!! Grrr!
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