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Sunday, August 24, 2014

JOKES ONLY BY MARIA CASSIA

Customer: What's your special for the day?
Waiter: Spicy calamari with fried rice and
ice cream for dessert worth $9.95! Value
for money.
Customer: Okey, I like to order ice cream.
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Wife: You really never forget to give me a Valentines card.
Husband: Of course, I love you!
Wife: May I have a request. Next time, give it to me on
the 14th of Feb, not the week after. Grr...
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John: Have you found a job?
Jem: Yes. Process Worker.
John: I thought you are an accountant.
Jem: Yes, I am counting the boxes!

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