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Saturday, September 20, 2014


ANDREW THE TERRIBLE( Zoorjee with jokes-thanks Zoorjee-very nice!!)
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
ANDREW: Yesterday you said it's H to O !!*****************************************************
TEACHER: How do you spell "crocodile "?
TEACHER: No, that is wrong.
ANDREW: May be it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.!!***************************************************************************
TEACHER: Andrew, give me a sentence starting with " I "
ANDREW: I is.....
TEACHER: No, Andrew. Always say, " I am , "
ANDREW: All right..." I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. " *******************************************************************
TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE"?
ANDREW: " Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,same time.
ANDREW: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER: No, why do you ask that?
ANDREW: Well, where did you get this MUMMY then?***************************************************************
TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!!
ANDREW: Yes it is really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
TEACHER: Now Andrew tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
ANDREW: No sir, I don't have to, my mother is a good cook.
TEACHER: Andrew, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy this?
ANDREW: No teacher, it is the same dog!!!!******************************************************

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Great Humor! thanks for the laughs!