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Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Humor: by John Sachariah

( We have plenty to laugh!! Thanks to Mr. John Sachariah) New World
Once a New York City man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:
Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.
Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know very well Doctor and that is why I have come to you only...
Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
Man:
I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.

I get up in the morning like a horse I go to work running like a deer .
I work all the day like a donkey.
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses .
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife
Doctor: are you FROM New York City?
Man: Yes
Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are FROM New York City .

Come on man, no one can treat you better than me..


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