JOKES ONLY BY CYNTHIA ABEGAIL

John:  I feel wary about Jane.  She always put a nature's picture
on her page profile!


Philip:  She may not have a picture!


John:  It did not work!  I saw her pictures inside the page...
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Wife:  Darl, how long have we been married?


Husband:  Thirty years.


Wife:  Why that long?


Husband:  Because you are still alive?
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Surgeon:  Prepare the theatre, we are operating on Mr. Johnson
in an hour.


Nurse:  Doc, he had been operated five times already!  Do
you think it is necessary?


Surgeon:  Well, yes, until his organ behaves!
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