JOKES ONLY FORWARDED BY CYNTHIA ABEGAIL

JOKES ONLY

Suzanne: What time is it now?
Derek: It's only 3:00 am, Darl!
Suzanne: Is that the time of arrival of a good
husband?
Derek: Well, this is the time of departure of a
very good husband! I'm off to work now!
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Connie: Hello! I am ringing about relief goods
after the severe flood.
James: Have you rang the number I gave you?
Connie: Yes, I did. After they have referred me
to another 7 numbers and nothing happened,
I am just ringing you to let you know that you
are due for sacking!
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Jane: What's that O' so red lips?
Lennie: Well, I must be prepared for our outing.
today. Where are we going?
Lennie: To a funeral!