ME and MY BOSS
When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough When I don't do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing, When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating, When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview .When my boss applies for leave,it's because he's overworked
When I do good,my boss never remembers, When I do wrong,he never forgets